Dear Daughters: This Isn’t Beauty

Breaking internet news: Kim Kardashian’s naked butt is once again making the rounds on the internet.┬áLike the last scoop of room temperature potato salad at your annual family reunion, we just can’t seem to be able to get rid of her naked derriere once and for all.

potato salad

You didn’t really think I was going to post a picture of her butt, did you?

But(t) I digress… (more…)